satire

Hands up who who wants to allow China to keep stealing our water in return for 3 jobs

Name the above: A murder of crows, a Parliament of Owls or A Caucus of Arseholes 

I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?

I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.

I’m going to stick the knife in his back.

No I’m going to stick the knife in his back.

Will someone just stick the knife in his back.

This isn’t the National Party Caucus in the age of social distancing, someone farted and no one will own it.

When you deeply wish the person you are staring daggers at would perish in a thousand hells.

Spot the difference
There’s more brains on the right

J:Ok, now remember, even after we come out of lockdown, we tell James Shaw he’s not allowed in our bubble ok. Pandemics I can cope with, but him crying all the time is a bit much Grant.

The National Party, Mike Hosking, Matthew Hooton and Gareth Morgan call on Thanos to be the new Director-General of Health to get sick NZers back to work