satire

David Clark: “Well at least no other MP is going to be able to make a mockery of the pandemic lockdown rules”

Winston: “Hold my fishing rod”

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The motto on Jacinda’s desk right now.

“Happy Pandemic! And may the odds be ever in your favor”

I get the feeling his Tinder profile has a picture of a fish he has caught and lists reading as a turn off.

Thinks wine is for wankers and has very strong anti-abortion views.

Won’t be voting for NZ First this election after Simon Bridges ruled out working with Winston.

Argues the Christchurch shooter is misunderstood.