Which NZFirst Candidate will implode next? Here’s a list to goad

Winston, Shane and Casey Costello are bad enough, but the cavalcade of political circus freaks who have all been dragged out from the grave of the undead are all ticking time bombs.

We should help them detonate.

There’s no way that the Nashy will be the only one who will self-destruct before the election.

They are all hyper aggressive candidates who want to bash the woke, so goading them into saying something stupid and sharing what has been said shouldn’t be very difficult at all.

Some look like they are about to snap as it is…

…he’s not doing very well at all is he?

I love that he wants “an honest converslation about immigration”. Let’s start with spelling.

He feels like he’s one Will Smith away from a face slap.

Here are a list of the ones to seek out and engage hilariously with.

Michael Laws – correct him whenever he mispronounces Whangarei.

Alfred Ngaro – Ask him of God can make a rock heavier than he can lift. Then ask him about late term abortions.

Elliot Ikilei – hum the duelling banjo song from Deliverance every single time he tries to answer a question.

Harete Hipango-Brownlie – Ask her how many nano-bots are in vaccines. Ask her if she has read the Handmaids Tale. Ask her if reads.

Lee Smith – Ask him if Groundswell loves being Jordan Williams chew toy.

Colin Craig – Ask him to write a love poem.

Remember. Friends don’t let friends vote NZ First.