Political Caption Competition
From the ‘your children are chattels you own’ school of politics.
From the ‘your children are chattels you own’ school of politics.

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“Soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Ardern will be one of us”
Another version – That election hoarding so beautifully captures the very premise of neoliberalism – that it is all smoke and mirrors; it vows its belief in freedom as if that was the most important thing in the world, but fails to convey its core precept that it does not believe in love, generosity, kindness being at the centre of life. It is a hollow doctrine, when you look for the heart of it, it is not found as it has been removed and sold to the highest bidder. The hoarding shows the smile on the face of the tiger.
Unca Wodger is watchin’ ewe..
ANTI CARPETBAGGERS LAW
Opposed – Epsom and the National Party
For – Everyone else
Now take your medicine little kiwi, daddy has some medicine for you.l