Political Caption Competition
Hello fellow Kiwi. I’m Todd Muller, and in just 45minutes I can show you how you can own a slice of paradise. Welcome to Time Share South Island.
Hello fellow Kiwi. I’m Todd Muller, and in just 45minutes I can show you how you can own a slice of paradise. Welcome to Time Share South Island.

Trump’s red lines

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

On behalf of Mike Smith and the Environmental Law Initiative (ELI): Since the announcement by Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith that…

The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi welcomes yesterday’s advisory opinion from the International Court of Justice…

The Government’s announcement that it will increase housing costs for some of the poorest families in the country is a…

The introduction of the Disability Support Services Bill is another instance of this Government seeking to undercut the Courts’ decisions…
“Nope, I’ve got nothing”
Ooh! Look at me in the pretty filum pitcha with all that greenery on the Left, which just happens to be on my Right. Didja like whot weez did there?
S’only so’s weez don’t go scaring all them there horses down at the OK Corral now. Coz there’s a fight a brewin’ and real soon now?
Ya’ll hear me! …I said Hello! …Anyone there?…hello…hell…help!
Hemmmwooah.
Phomwonne hozz ffssuufer-ghleeudh mmii wihps foogeeher.
Do ii wheelee haffe a Mmoul-doon-ish smmirk dummin orn?
Thinks, stirring a liitle grey matter to life, ‘How lucky am I, but also note to self – try and keep my big yap shut.
“I won’t be opposition for opposition’s sake…nek minute, if Labour get back in it will be catastrophic for two generations of New Zealander’s”…
or
“I know I have no hope in September and are only keeping the seat warm for Christopher, but I’m enjoying my 15 minutes of fame”
God’s Banker Accessorises with Medieval Monk Tonsure and Daringly Risque Neck Tie.
Hi I’m a door bell ring me and I will answer—————————–
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