Political Caption Competition
Who loves authoritarian communism with total mass surveillance powers and no human rights concerns?
WE DO!
Who loves authoritarian communism with total mass surveillance powers and no human rights concerns?
WE DO!

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
A morning exercise class on the Auckland waterfront.
They are calling for mi-chai not tai chi!
National Party volunteers practice their pre-election canvassing.
Lol “blue dragon warm up session”
NZ Citizens perform a modern Haka.
I think Russians can beat them at pop. The Chinese have a wei to go.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9nFOzz1t8
Room 4 Howick Primary School 2028.
Ouch!
North Korean soldiers demonstrate their undying allegiance to the Dear Leader in a violent and provocative military spectacle.
Oh shit, sorry, my bad! These guys actually belong to the other murderous and oppressive dictatorship in East Asia – the ones who are our great mates and trading partners.
Oh who then are our good peaceful fair and civilised trading partners just like us?
Australia certainly has its faults, but I prefer them to the organ harvesters and concentration camp overlords shown above.
Australia has concentration camps with some erstwhile Kiwis in it. As for the rest, that is akin to WW2 in Nazi Germany. I don’t know which big country, and many small, has not been grossly at fault.
Overseas mercenaries employed to keep patients away from New Zealand’s run down public hospitals.
Mike Smith has some mates over
Chinese military deploying tonsil scan kits to identify social obedience.
2026
NZ police and NZ Defence look to China to supply police and defence forces, due to “skill shortages” and “budget cuts” and they provided the lowest tender to help supply more police and mercenaries to NZ streets and waters…
Mr Jian Yang, the new Prime Minister dismissed opposition objections as racism and xenophobia and said that they were unable to find the right skills in NZ for the work, and significant savings would be made by the new model.
New PM Jian Yang stated that it was no longer suitable to hire New Zealanders for the Police or Defence Forces because employers were telling him they were unable to pass a drug test.
Simon Bridges” Agh the old knife in the back trick, I know it well”.