Political Caption Competition
TOPs latest candidate is a heart shaped potato.

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From the glasses up I was thinking Einstein when young or Groucho Marx (the eyebrows) perhaps? The two personas could bring fresh air into tired politics – bright intellectually with a sense of irony and humour.
A good candidate offering for john key’s heart transplant was a half a rotten potato to match the man.
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