satire

Pandemic? No, this is what I wear whenever I meet Donald Trump.

When I’m not meeting front line health staff during this pandemic, I’m mountain biking through Mardi Gras and wiping my sweat onto children with immunity issues after hugging every single human being I meet along the way.

My nickname in Caucus is Vector. 

The Lying King 

This years orgy during the 2020 Pandemic was taking some of the sexy away.

The 1980s called, they really want your jacket back.  

Why isn’t Trump paying me any attention? Why does he love the Pandemic more than me?

WHHHHHHHHHHHY?

Hone Harawira fronts controversial new Tourism advert, ‘Where the bloody hell do you think you’re going?”

SHANE: You see when I was talking about Indian students I wasn’t trying to be mean, I just have these Shakespearian dramatics I need to play out to the NZ First voter base. 

JACINDA: How many times have I told you not to have garlic prawns for lunch before these meetings Shane?