Political Caption Competition
Hey Press Gallery, I call this one Paper, and this one Mâché, because my shit is shredded!
Hey Press Gallery, I call this one Paper, and this one Mâché, because my shit is shredded!

Boom. After months and months and months of economic vandalism, Kiwi voters are now so run down and hurt, they…

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
While the world watches the Strait of Hormuz, the greater threat may come from somewhere less expected – precision drone…

There’s so much to write about all the issues (putting it politely) with Erica Stanford’s education agenda. Maybe there’s something…

Exercise Balikatan is a large US-led exercise is scheduled to run in the South China Sea from 20 April to…
DSIR reveals a new translation device for communicating with Martians…
Don’t forget I’m the fellow who thought worm farming is a high risk industry. Ever been a worm ?
OK Jordan, what have you got for us today?
It’s louse, Woodlouse, sorry about the hair but I’ve just crawled from under a rock.
Hi, I’m Mike and someone’s wrapped their testicles around my neck ‘cos they sure as hell ain’t mine, and next I can recite a poem about the lark ascending or descending, and wish I’d used the tacky plastic comb in my right breast pocket to temper my curls and wondering why my jacket looks far too small on camera and whether I’m wearing Paula’s, so help me God.
“My best mate used to pull ponytails, anyone for a kiss and cuddle”