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Hey Press Gallery, I call this one Paper, and this one Mâché, because my shit is shredded!
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Political Caption Competition
Never a truer word said!
DSIR reveals a new translation device for communicating with Martians…
Don’t forget I’m the fellow who thought worm farming is a high risk industry. Ever been a worm ?
OK Jordan, what have you got for us today?
It’s louse, Woodlouse, sorry about the hair but I’ve just crawled from under a rock.
Hi, I’m Mike and someone’s wrapped their testicles around my neck ‘cos they sure as hell ain’t mine, and next I can recite a poem about the lark ascending or descending, and wish I’d used the tacky plastic comb in my right breast pocket to temper my curls and wondering why my jacket looks far too small on camera and whether I’m wearing Paula’s, so help me God.
“My best mate used to pull ponytails, anyone for a kiss and cuddle”