Political Caption Competition

5 arseholes walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says, ‘I can serve 4 of you, but your pet monkey has to stay outside’.

5 arseholes walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says, ‘I can serve 4 of you, but your pet monkey has to stay outside’.

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Liar, murderer, corrupt, corrupt, twat.
The revised Pauli Exclusion Principle states: no two ideologically corrupt egos can occupy the same leadership role.