Political Caption Competition


Biden is too old to be President!

FACT OF THE DAY: Neutron stars are so incredibly dense that a single teaspoon of their material would weigh about…

Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

FACT OF THE DAY: There is a giant cloud of alcohol in the constellation Aquila that is 1,000 times larger…

FACT OF THE DAY: A single day on Venus lasts longer than a single year on Venus, due to its…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
“I wonder if they cater for ponytail fetishists here?”
Flags? Yeah, nah. I’m pretty relaxed about that.
I’m just waiting for my integrity …
Hmmm, I wonder if I should teach President Zuma how to count, using all my future TPPA gains….
hmmm these panama papers are starting get to me a bit, oh mighty dollar what i’d give for a ponytail right now hmmmm….
When nobody wants to know ya’ on Planet Key.
“That’s weird. He said he was popping out for a curry……..three hours ago”
“Shit, this foreign trust stuff is getting uncomfortable! What’ll I do to get this crap off my back?”
“Aha, got it! I’ll do another ZB interview with my favourite sycophant, Hosking. That should do the trick. And while I’m there, I’ll roll out that old chestnut about Nicky Hager being “a screaming left-wing conspiracy theorist”. Problem solved!”
John Key and his conscience, side by side in repose
Humming under breath:
Gonna take ya higher…
Forlorn dear leader awaits Whitney in Koru lounge.
Why am I going to Peru this week?
I need to find another safe place to hide!
India…where is India…has it been sold to Panama?
Now cussion, enough about me, lets talk about you.
What do you think of me?
What’s this Aussie flag doing here?