Political Caption Competition


How do you know what I said to Maiki?

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference
“I wonder if they cater for ponytail fetishists here?”
Flags? Yeah, nah. I’m pretty relaxed about that.
I’m just waiting for my integrity …
Hmmm, I wonder if I should teach President Zuma how to count, using all my future TPPA gains….
hmmm these panama papers are starting get to me a bit, oh mighty dollar what i’d give for a ponytail right now hmmmm….
When nobody wants to know ya’ on Planet Key.
“That’s weird. He said he was popping out for a curry……..three hours ago”
“Shit, this foreign trust stuff is getting uncomfortable! What’ll I do to get this crap off my back?”
“Aha, got it! I’ll do another ZB interview with my favourite sycophant, Hosking. That should do the trick. And while I’m there, I’ll roll out that old chestnut about Nicky Hager being “a screaming left-wing conspiracy theorist”. Problem solved!”
John Key and his conscience, side by side in repose
Humming under breath:
Gonna take ya higher…
Forlorn dear leader awaits Whitney in Koru lounge.
Why am I going to Peru this week?
I need to find another safe place to hide!
India…where is India…has it been sold to Panama?
Now cussion, enough about me, lets talk about you.
What do you think of me?
What’s this Aussie flag doing here?