Political Caption Competition
I don’t want to touch bottom feeders

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Ok Chris, it’s probably time to change outfits after visiting the UAE, that was a few weeks ago
Keeping safe while on a tour of the Compass kitchen.
Cosplay as a tampon
Mr Luxon Keeps His Clothes On.
Human condom.
Jesus didn’t say give food to bottom feeders, he said to feed his lambs and sheep and Amanda does afternoon teas at $112.00 each for hungry people.
They wouldn’t let me wear my pyjamas not even on my polished turd head
“ Rapunzel ! Rapunzel ! Let down your long golden hair.”
“ I would if I could, John Key, I would if I could.”
I will be the CEO of Gazza for trump
Oops, Labour Party hat.
Why the hair coverings when you ain’t got any hair, moron ?
Coddled parasite actually does a useful job for five minutes.