Political Caption Competition


Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
Three C***ts
I actually only know who one of these people is and I think that might be a good thing.
Noam Chomsky – the master of the succinct –
“That’s the standard technique of privatisation: defund, make sure things don’t work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.”
Do not forgive them, for they do know what they are doing.
“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.”
Who amongst us is first to walk the gang plank when the electorate finally wakes up then?
Oh! men first said Tolley!
The Goon Show…
“…and your starter for 10:
Who’s up for tax evasion? Bill English, John Key or Mathew Hooton?”
“… John Key?”
“No, I’m afraid the answer I was looking for was Ronald McDonald.”
The Gang Show…
“Three little maids from school are we…”
Noam Chomsky – the master of succinct –
“That’s the standard technique of privatisation: defund, make sure things don’t work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.”
Do not forgive them, for they do know what they are doing.
Mum and her siblings!
Another National Party political broadcast,brought to you by The Nation.
Eat the Rich,
oops
sorry they not greens
Kill the Poor.
Green Party advertisement features chipmunk alongside non-vertebrates.
the 3 monkeys.
Johnalists are the product of careful selective breeding. In this specimen the effects of microencephalopathy have been reproduced within a normal if rather doughy-faced phenotype.