Political Caption Competition
White people have never looked so sad.
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Kieth Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…

The Alliance Party has thrown its full support behind the 1,300 Department of Internal Affairs (DIA) workers who walked off…
All white now, baby, it’s a-all white now.
All white now, baby, it’s a-all white now.
Why is Mark wearing Amanda’s shirt, and is that the reason why she shat in his coffee ?
Every day, regularly, they intone a colourless chant, which it pleases me not to hear.
MediaWorks can’t be too hard up if they can still afford to pay an oxygen thief like Mark Dickheadson a salary.
Mark Richardson: This coffee tastes like shit!
Amanda Gillies: That’s because I shat in it.
“White male uses suntan bed to quantify his argument “