satire

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The motto on Jacinda’s desk right now.

“Happy Pandemic! And may the odds be ever in your favor”

I get the feeling his Tinder profile has a picture of a fish he has caught and lists reading as a turn off.

Thinks wine is for wankers and has very strong anti-abortion views.

Won’t be voting for NZ First this election after Simon Bridges ruled out working with Winston.

Argues the Christchurch shooter is misunderstood. 

Pandemic? No, this is what I wear whenever I meet Donald Trump.

When I’m not meeting front line health staff during this pandemic, I’m mountain biking through Mardi Gras and wiping my sweat onto children with immunity issues after hugging every single human being I meet along the way.

My nickname in Caucus is Vector.