Political Caption Competition

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1. Night time tsunami hits upright bleached coral reef and renders it helpless but explains the preponderance of blue dragons invading NZ coastline.

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2. New football unveiled for 2021 FIFA world cup that more spin than predecessors and guarantees more own goals.

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3. Oh, I get it now.. They put in a John key stunt double.. Hey girls, you know the first thing that will disappear if this crash test dummy gets to be pm? The control of your own bodies that you fought so hard to win..

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4. Bob Dylan – Ballad of a Thin Man
   https://youtu.be/we37yX3zpKA?t=284

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   You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand
   You see somebody naked and you say, “Who is that man?”
   You try so hard but you don’t understand
   Just what you will say when you get home
   Because something is happening here but you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   You raise up your head and you ask, “Is this where it is?”
   And somebody points to you and says, “It’s his”
   And you say, “What’s mine?” and somebody else says, “Well, what is?”
   And you say, “Oh my God, am I here all alone?”
   But something is happening and you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek
   Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak
   And says, “How does it feel to be such a freak?”
   And you say, “Impossible!” as he hands you a bone
   And something is happening here but you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   You have many contacts among the lumberjacks
   To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination
   But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you to all give a check
   To tax-deductible charity organizations
   Ah, you’ve been with the professors and they’ve all liked your looks
   With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks
   You’ve been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s books
   You’re very well-read, it’s well-known
   But something is happening here and you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels
   He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels
   And without further notice, he asks you how it feels
   And he says, “Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan”
   And you know something is happening but you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   Now, you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word “Now”
   And you say, “For what reason?” and he says, “How”
   And you say, “What does this mean?” and he screams back, “You’re a cow!
   Give me some milk or else go home”
   And you know something’s happening but you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

   Well, you walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown
   You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground
   There ought to be a law against you comin’ around
   You should be made to wear earphones
   ‘Cause something is happening and you don’t know what it is
   Do you, Mr. Jones?

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5. Simon says to Nikki ” swap places for the photo, I should be on the far right”

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6. Simon says; – Hey Todd Muller! wipe that grin off your face; – you look like the grim reaper.
   Hey; -Nikki you are too innocent looking to be a serious contender ; – try to look like my girl Paula Benefit.

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