Political Caption Competition
Paula Bennett has found a way to relax after the rolling by doing some rolling of her own.
Paula Bennett has found a way to relax after the rolling by doing some rolling of her own.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Two bags of skank.
Bye-bye sweetie.
Abominable Bennett: What She Does in the Shadows: Women and Drugs.
Be afraid ladies: be very afraid.
Recently unemployed woman excited about the prospects for her new small business venture.
Paula’s descent into the hell of drug abuse began after she was rejected by the party she loved so much.
Hot Stale Space Cakes at the Whistle Stop Cafe.
Paula’s new job in a Thai massage parlour…