Political Caption Competition
Let me woo you with anti-Māori hate, antiVaxx lunacy and sexy climate denial
Let me woo you with anti-Māori hate, antiVaxx lunacy and sexy climate denial

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

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The audacity of Luxon blaming the media over his leadership woes is Trump level delusion. It was HIS MPs who…

China does this… China Opens $70 Billion Dairy Market Access to Romanian Makers Bloomberg – Advertisement – …as they attack…

Let’s be clear, Winston’s solution to break up the Supermarket Industry won’t work, and there’s very little chance of NZ…
Taking a rose to Davis Seymour’s funeral
If you have confidence, I have supply
Oh Winston with your winning ways – are you offering a weekend at your bach to some winsome woman? Or is the heading short for bachelor? I hear you have considered yourself a prince of such over the years. Mario Lanza could Serenade, can you? – (apart from, to the easy-peasy voting public.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEYUZ8EdFes
A charlatan by any other name…
Chris: I don’t want your rose
Christopher: I want your rose, I don’t want your rose, I might want your rose
Who are you
David: You can stick your rose right up your…
Some pollies are befuddled about the old flower game – it’s with daisies not roses.A person playing the game alternately speaks the phrases “He (or she) loves me,” and “He loves me not,” while picking one petal off a flower (usually an ox-eye daisy) for each phrase. Get it Right you wannabe Righties.
“Can I shower you with red roses, chocolates and something from my Winebox.”