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If you have confidence, I have supply
Oh Winston with your winning ways – are you offering a weekend at your bach to some winsome woman? Or is the heading short for bachelor? I hear you have considered yourself a prince of such over the years. Mario Lanza could Serenade, can you? – (apart from, to the easy-peasy voting public.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEYUZ8EdFes
A charlatan by any other name…
Chris: I don’t want your rose
Christopher: I want your rose, I don’t want your rose, I might want your rose
Who are you
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“Can I shower you with red roses, chocolates and something from my Winebox.”