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“Life is easier since Oravida got the contract for state security”
(Testimonial from senior NZ government minister.)
I’m prepared, see? Prepared to catch. Now, Joyce wasn’t, and therein lay his downfall. But I’m ready. A minister of police must always be prepared. And I’m ready.
“What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.”
“Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn’t that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!”
– Cabaret
“I’m so popular I need dozens of police to protect me from the admiring crowd”. Oh wait.
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive…
That’s when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys…
I’m a FAG HAG with protection!!!
‘These studs give me insurance protection service against pink dildos’
“And when i,m president i,ll be wearing a uniform just like these ones.”