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Joyce gets served by Butler.
“Sorry M’lud the chicken is still in Auckland -Would sir care for some cock?
Joyce was dicked by Winston in Northland. He was dicked again by a nurse , who cares, at Waitangi. His key problem was his boss was not there. Dicked for the third time!
Now remember Steve you can prick your finger but don’t finger your……and those two pricks behind him really should be wearing condoms they’re inflating nationals ego…
Some people say that Joyce is just like a penis in a business suit – but he’s really much softer.
[More Haiku]
The shameful Pollies,
Ponytail, Glitter, Dildo
And shocking Serco!
Arab sheep with bribe
Oravida, TPP,
Chickens coming home!
One up for Dildo Baggins…
But not to be upstaged, Glitter Bomb John has a few tricks of his own…
Throw on a pretentious pink tee shirt, get yourself bombed then jump up onto a stage and get yourself booed.
Dildo….you’ve got competition now, mate.
Keep working on it.
A right knees up by Cabinet dicks.
Haiku [5-7-5]
Jonkey screws ‘Nuzlund’
People revolt in protest
Dildo dongs member
‘I didn’t even feel it coming!’
Haiku [5-7-5]
Key screwing ‘Nuzlund’
People revolt in protest
Dildo hits baldy
This has been a cock up from the start.
joyce:..’this is just like a cabinet meeting..surrounded by dicks’…
john oliver presents the global-dickhead-award..
‘and the winner is..!’..
stephen joyces’ biggest moment..ever..
(it won’t get better for him..ever..he must savour that dildo..hold it close to him..)
..it just makes his zoology degree (finally!) getting fade into the shade..eh..?
At least Joyce took it on the jaw.
John Key is pink with envy that Steven Joyce has upstaged him on John Oliver’s first Last Week Tonight show for 2016. Sure beats being questioned on the slowing NZ economy.