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Grocer Tim, Grocer Tim, get off your bed,
go into town, don’t let them down, oh no, no.
Grocer Tim, Grocer Tim, is it true what Mammy said,
you won’t come back. oh no, no.
Repeat and fade (please!)…
Hey Paula, look at me, by the way how’s that climate thing going hahaha?
“Competition is a challenge at this level – Bobama has charisma and intelligence, in spades!”
“Competition is a challenge at this level – Bobama has charisma and intelligence, in spades!”
“Don’t worry Timmy, when Labour wins NZ Election 2017, you can take advantage of their Working Futures plan, which provides education / retraining for those who have been replaced in their jobs by robots.”
Job done, now the sinecure.
Filthy Judas accepts reward for services to the corporatocracy.
the great muslim-conspiracy..evidence..!
“You nervous?”
“No, not really”
“Is your name grose?”
“No, Tim Tam”
Tim…….Barrack I said you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.
Barrack ..Yep. I’m scratching to think it will even pass Congress.
TPPA :The President’s Pathetic Ass.
Two strange Muslims meet.
President fails to locate any trace of bicep on Shortman’s Disease spokesperson.
My Fellow Amurcans – I’d like you to meet the most conceited man in Noo Zealand
‘Do you mean IS?’
‘No, no, ISDS!’
Presenting the man who stole the world.
I’ll try that again shall I?
Presenting the man who sold the world. >_<
obama:..’you did good for us on the tpp tim..and this is just the first of many rewards you will receive in appreciation of your efforts..’
obama:..’just as well you slipped in before trump enacts his muslim-ban..eh..?..’
Two of us are on the way out sorry Timothy where will you hide when it turns to mud?.
With your local grocer you always get what you want – and such attentive service.
Fellow Amurcans – please support your local grocer. I am!
I’d like to introduce the American people to the most conceited man in Noo Zealand.
Is your nickname “tiny-brain Tim” or “tiny, tiny-brain Tim”?
Smile Timmy – I’m slipping those 30 pieces of silver where the sun don’t shine.