satire

This is what Simeon Brown thinks being Transport Minister is all about, ribbon cutting photo  ops and touching a shovel

New Government’s ‘Nicotine is as bad as Caffeine’ Coffee Free Campaign

Got Milk?

Coffee minus the milk

David Seymour, Chris Luxon and Winston Peters walk into a bar at Waitangi. The barman looks up and says, “What…

One of these two are more wooden than the other

The forecast is war with a light showering of humility

Smoke ’em while you’ve got ’em.

Next they’ll want to milk cows in Parliament while arguing climate change is a socialist hoax that doesn’t require methane…