Political Caption Competition
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.

Boom! Roy Morgan predicted the Labour crash and TOP rise in their last under-reported poll so this TVNZ Poll predicting…

I’m sure you are well aware of the bill going through the parliament process that will allow the government to…
It isn’t often that smaller provincial newspapers break revealing health stories. They struggle with fewer resources to call upon and…

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…
The eyes start to glaze over after being photoed for promotional purposes 100 times, sometimes leads to myopia, or new condition, ‘my-dystopia’. There is also problem with the jaw becoming rigidly set in a ‘grin-ace’ akin to that seen in rigor mortis, or mortice (if you have a key which extends life, specially cut for pollies and those with life-assurance.).’
Come closer dearie, said the spider to the fly.
Sweetie? Yes darling!
Next we could do a sleep over at yours? Yessss!!!
I have the perfect matching pyjamas for a pyjama party!
Or.. we could wear bunny costumes for my upcoming Easter cards!
When you have to live on a weekly grocery bill of $60 during a period of continued high inflation…