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Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

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TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
“ What big teeth you have, Grandmothers…”
“ All the better to bite you with, dearies.”
Smiles on the faces of the hyenas.
“ Do as we say, not as we do.”
…… as though butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths…..
We two women have used every opportunity in life to turn a lemon into a lemonade, using life’s little problems as stepping stones, hoisting ourselves by walking on the heads of others so we don’t get our feet wet. That thing about ‘a rising tide lifting all boats’ is for losers, a soggy idea from the past.
Um – do you mean ‘Can I sell you a bridge’?
How could either we social welfare ministers when they failed dismally with their own relationships and failed marriages?