satire

Hahaha, can you believe I managed to ‘resign’ and no one asked any real questions? God I love this stupid little country.

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That ticking time bomb you left in my new office that will explode and destroy my chances of winning a fourth term for the National Party, do you ahhh, have a way to turn it off John?

What the hell have you dragged me into Cracker? Your youth wing want ti lynch me Andrew, I didn’t agree to no lynching.

Donald Trump launches new ‘America First’ Postage Stamp

Trump announces new Space Programme

Bill and Paula both go to the same fake tan salon that Donald Trump uses