satire

When the mainstream media scream ‘fake news’

Dumb and Dumber

Donald Trump’s well oiled machine

Trump’s well oiled machine

Some men just want to see the planet burn

Latest Presidential Order

“I can shear a sheep”
“………”
“Hello, I can shear a sheep”
“….(sniff)…..”
“Hello, are you there Donald, I can shear a sheep”
“…(muffled: “who the fuck is this?”….. “Where’s that?”)….”
“Hello, hello”.

I’m going to have to eat this bike if The Opportunities Party wins