Political Caption Competition


NZ First Conference

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Shane Jones trying to define ‘what is a woman’
Bill English: “Sir Richard Branson is one of the pre-eminent leaders of global business and it’s a great privilege to have him here in New Zealand.
Sir Richard Branson: “Thanks Bill, it’s great to be here. Have I told you about my progressive ideas for converting New Zealand’s dirty dairy industry into ecologically sound commercial cannabis production?”
Bill English: “I have no idea who this stupid fucking hippy is. I’ve never seen him before in my life!”
“He says he’s English but I can’t understand a word he says…”
“That shirt doesn’t save you. You’re basically an uncool dude, dude…”