Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

Zohran Mamdani gives a hungry Queenstown child some French tyres to eat

Th new Viagra advert doesn’t look good

A face only Jesus could love

Worst Orgy Ever

Winston trying to define a horse
Bill English: “Sir Richard Branson is one of the pre-eminent leaders of global business and it’s a great privilege to have him here in New Zealand.
Sir Richard Branson: “Thanks Bill, it’s great to be here. Have I told you about my progressive ideas for converting New Zealand’s dirty dairy industry into ecologically sound commercial cannabis production?”
Bill English: “I have no idea who this stupid fucking hippy is. I’ve never seen him before in my life!”
“He says he’s English but I can’t understand a word he says…”
“That shirt doesn’t save you. You’re basically an uncool dude, dude…”