Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

National Party Philosophy

The look of concern on Bishop’s face to be in a Simeon Brown selfie

He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men
Bill English: “Sir Richard Branson is one of the pre-eminent leaders of global business and it’s a great privilege to have him here in New Zealand.
Sir Richard Branson: “Thanks Bill, it’s great to be here. Have I told you about my progressive ideas for converting New Zealand’s dirty dairy industry into ecologically sound commercial cannabis production?”
Bill English: “I have no idea who this stupid fucking hippy is. I’ve never seen him before in my life!”
“He says he’s English but I can’t understand a word he says…”
“That shirt doesn’t save you. You’re basically an uncool dude, dude…”