Political Caption Competition


Watching the madness of the weekend where Trump claims the Strait open, only to be rejected by Iran 24 hours…

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor claims…

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer joins this week’s 1-on-1 in 10 to break down the escalating cost-of-living crisis, the fuel price surge, and…

Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
Unlike other witches, the mere presence of water was enough to melt Paula.
Bill “Human Soporific” English drones on in his spirit-crushing monotone, as Paula Bennett attempts to rouse a comatose Jami Lee Ross by doing her enraged howler monkey impression.
Bill shows off his new inflatable Paula Bennett doll.
“Mr Speaker. I merely spoke 5 minutes of neoliberal gibberish from my old Treasury days into the mouthpiece and she was fully inflated . A bargain at $270k per annum.”
“Mr Speaker, I must ask your indulgence with the Right Honourable Paula Bennett, but her belching is a result of some dicey yoghurt at Bellamy’s…”
“Cor , let me crawl up his arse like I did the last one”
English: Mr Speaker, there have been no flatulence issues with my spaghetti pizzas.
And to think we have her type of RWNJ ilk in this parliament.
She needs to be taken out at dawn and shot with a ball of her own shit.
Or at least ,… with a ball of Bill English’s corporate farmers cowshit.
agree with Wild katipo
Also teach civics/history/philosophy/sex proper in schools to save our soles fornwhen we purge