Political Caption Competition


WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

National Party Philosophy

The look of concern on Bishop’s face to be in a Simeon Brown selfie

He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men

Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!
Unlike other witches, the mere presence of water was enough to melt Paula.
Bill “Human Soporific” English drones on in his spirit-crushing monotone, as Paula Bennett attempts to rouse a comatose Jami Lee Ross by doing her enraged howler monkey impression.
Bill shows off his new inflatable Paula Bennett doll.
“Mr Speaker. I merely spoke 5 minutes of neoliberal gibberish from my old Treasury days into the mouthpiece and she was fully inflated . A bargain at $270k per annum.”
“Mr Speaker, I must ask your indulgence with the Right Honourable Paula Bennett, but her belching is a result of some dicey yoghurt at Bellamy’s…”
“Cor , let me crawl up his arse like I did the last one”
English: Mr Speaker, there have been no flatulence issues with my spaghetti pizzas.
And to think we have her type of RWNJ ilk in this parliament.
She needs to be taken out at dawn and shot with a ball of her own shit.
Or at least ,… with a ball of Bill English’s corporate farmers cowshit.
agree with Wild katipo
Also teach civics/history/philosophy/sex proper in schools to save our soles fornwhen we purge