Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: The tongue of a blue whale can weigh as much as an entire adult elephant. POLITICAL…

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Zohran Mamdani gives a hungry Queenstown child some French tyres to eat

FACT OF THE DAY: Octopuses have 3 hearts and blue blood. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “There are few genuine…

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Th new Viagra advert doesn’t look good
Free to a good home: Two used politicians, poorly trained and somewhat soiled. Herpetological experience recommended.
“John has his party tricks. But I am the creative one – just take a close look at the Bill English Budget 2016.”
Move over a bit will you John. I can’t get my short-guy swagger in to action jammed over here like this.
Blinglish to FJK …. ” please John, remove your hand from my jewels!”
English tests a bore…
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
Stop starching your balls Bill, have you got crabs’?
Who sat is your chair to give them to you?
chalk and cheese–SLIME AND SLEASE.
John i know you like pony tails but, could you take your hand out of my pocket……
“Smile Bill you are on candid camera…
“What and look like you…get a life JK, oh and by the way you’ve got gravy stains on your tie!