Political Caption Competition


The look of concern on Bishop’s face to be in a Simeon Brown selfie

FACT OF THE DAY: The footprints left on the Moon by Apollo astronauts will likely stay there for at least…

He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men

FACT OF THE DAY: Olympus Mons on Mars is the tallest volcano in the solar system, standing about three times…

Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!
Free to a good home: Two used politicians, poorly trained and somewhat soiled. Herpetological experience recommended.
“John has his party tricks. But I am the creative one – just take a close look at the Bill English Budget 2016.”
Move over a bit will you John. I can’t get my short-guy swagger in to action jammed over here like this.
Blinglish to FJK …. ” please John, remove your hand from my jewels!”
English tests a bore…
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
Stop starching your balls Bill, have you got crabs’?
Who sat is your chair to give them to you?
chalk and cheese–SLIME AND SLEASE.
John i know you like pony tails but, could you take your hand out of my pocket……
“Smile Bill you are on candid camera…
“What and look like you…get a life JK, oh and by the way you’ve got gravy stains on your tie!