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I’m increasingly terrified by Paula Bennett’s transformation into Laila Harre
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Plastic surgeons fail to remove insincere smile.
They call me Paula Benefit,
Because of my benefit scams,
But when Metiria tried to be honest,
She got well and truly slammed,
So now I’ve a stomach op,
And I’m looking nice and trim,
But I’m still an enormous hypocrite,
And the nastiness lurks within.
Air brush and CGI, true Countryboy because when poorla was born she was so ugly the doctor slapped her mother.
Can you see my brain now Bill ? Can you see my conscience ?
You can cover a turd in glitter and ribbons, but at the end of the day, it’s still a turd.
she might look like Laila but she will never be like her she is to nasty and vile