Political Caption Competition


The look of concern on Bishop’s face to be in a Simeon Brown selfie

FACT OF THE DAY: The footprints left on the Moon by Apollo astronauts will likely stay there for at least…

He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men

FACT OF THE DAY: Olympus Mons on Mars is the tallest volcano in the solar system, standing about three times…

Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!
Yes! I am an EPIC fail! . . Time for me to go to jail..
” I’m the Super King Blame Shifter —–
so I had nothing to do with it. ”
” Send me back to Hawaii quickly before they find out
just how much I destroyed THEIR country. ”
” Merrill Lynch would be proud “
” Criminal prime minister exposed and the country rejoices. “
time to open the door and throw away the key….
I only said that my income doesn’t come from work – apart from the small bit I pick up as PM
Merrill Lynch operative arrested after 8 years on the run
Work & In comes – Out come
Suddenly he recalled the names of several imprisoned politicians and wondered where it was that THEY had gone wrong.
“After all I have done for them”
Yes – Your work here is done
“After all I have done for them”
Judith,-don’t forsake me.
“It’s a fair cop but society’s to blame…”
‘I have a dream . . . ‘
PM demonstrates how easy it is to get emergency housing at WINZ
… just get arrested.
Winner!
Caught with his fingers in the public till!
Look I was just trying to set up my Superannuation appointment! I’ve heard it takes time
I didn’t do it, Labour did it
Now come on PM, you are not allowed to go into WINZ just to pull pony tails…we’ve told you before to keep your fingers in your pockets…
Even your wife told you to cut the touchy touchy stuff…
F/Off I’m the boss, I’m going to report you to my good mate the Police Commissioner…and you’ll find yourself working as a security guard at the bloody Warehouse…you may even end up sleeping in your car car!
Throwing out the bums who cause economic violence and social discord !!!
Why me! I have been NZ’s best PM haven’t I?
No destitution! – unemployment or debt?