Political Caption Competition


Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

“I don’t know anything about big Polluters writing our policy”.

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

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Peter Griffin joins the army…
Having dispatched ECAN, minister Brownlee now sights in on the Christchurch City Council…
Ministry for Bullying rolls out new policy to deal with disgruntled Kaikoura earthquake residents.
“The brain is the thinnest part of me”
Repulsive cretin.
Probably the greatest irony of whats going on right now in light of the ‘Hit and Run ‘ book release.
I bet they had to stitch together three pairs of fatigues just to cobble together something that would fit him. He looks like Cartman in that episode of South Park where he becomes a police officer.
“Better finish this so they can have their tent back.”
SAS demonstrate how to capture a National MP.