Political Caption Competition


Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!

FACT OF THE DAY: Neutron stars are so incredibly dense that a single teaspoon of their material would weigh about…

Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

FACT OF THE DAY: There is a giant cloud of alcohol in the constellation Aquila that is 1,000 times larger…

FACT OF THE DAY: A single day on Venus lasts longer than a single year on Venus, due to its…
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It’s one o’clock.
$10 per picture, keep in line over there, next please
Sloppy salute appalls marine guard: “We can find better fascists than this at any Trump rally!” he said.
“Yes, ‘ever’ in my wildest dreams”.
Hello all,-NEXT CHINA, so sing along everybody,–you too max—ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong diddlel I Oii I oIOO I o-OO–bit rusty on mandarin, must take a land agent with me.
Heil “honest” John.
“Yes, that’s right, minions… grovel, prostrate yourself before your new Emperor…”
New device produces stunning images of Key’s dreams.
See you kiwi suckers I really fucked you all over didn’t I and you loved it!
Anyway I’m now running for President now with Donald Trump as I fit his policy of a foul mouth also see!
They Key to the white house…
Extortionist finally incarcerated…
Today the Sudetenland, tomorrow the white house…