Political Caption Competition

2 arseholes reflecting each other

Labour – 34.1 National – 31.3 NZF – 10.5 Green – 10.3 ACT – 6.7 TPM – 2.9 Latest…

To paraphrase the great Blazing Saddles, Mongo no understand… …now, I would have thought that the great Shayne Currie would…

‘Worst idea in history’: Paddy Gower vs David Farrar on NZ becoming an Australian state Does New Zealand need to…

We did it. We built Panquake. The Panquake team is using it daily and it is extremely fun and satisfying…

Waitangi Day was described by our Prime Minister as a time ‘to reflect on the future we want for our…

There’s a moment in a catastrophe where it goes into slow motion for everyone involved – participants and observers alike….
Luxon: I asked AI to generate a picture of who gave me the softest, limpest most benign questions in 2025.
Hosking: (quietly to himself). Yes and you frequently even managed to screw them up.
Gotta love how a single image can spark so much satire without needing any extra context. This one definitely captures that feeling of politicians endlessly mirroring each other while pretending they’re saying something new. Curious to see what other captions people come up with for this one.
Great AI there are lots of learning opportunities here.
CL: “Ten strokes max for me looking at this pic”
MH: “Only two for me”
Luxon holding a dick pic.
Perfect
Two man global warming right there all hot air and no substance
We belong to a mutual admiration society – 1956.
Song 1.45 Louis Prima Keely Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSbL28MikCc
Words – https://genius.com/Al-hirt-mutual-admiration-society-lyrics
Actually my face is not my best feature. People say I am a PERFECT arsehole.
This is what I looked like when I had hair!