Political Caption Competition

2 arseholes reflecting each other

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: Australia is wider than the Moon. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: βDonald Rumsfeld. Love him or…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: βBetter…

FACT OF THE DAY: Earth’s core is estimated to be as hot as the surface of the Sun POLITICAL…

FACT OF THE DAY: Plants can “speak” to each other by releasing chemical signals to warn of predators. POLITICAL…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tongue of a blue whale can weigh as much as an entire adult elephant. POLITICAL…
Luxon: I asked AI to generate a picture of who gave me the softest, limpest most benign questions in 2025.
Hosking: (quietly to himself). Yes and you frequently even managed to screw them up.
Gotta love how a single image can spark so much satire without needing any extra context. This one definitely captures that feeling of politicians endlessly mirroring each other while pretending theyβre saying something new. Curious to see what other captions people come up with for this one.
Great AI there are lots of learning opportunities here.
CL: “Ten strokes max for me looking at this pic”
MH: “Only two for me”
Luxon holding a dick pic.
Perfect
Two man global warming right there all hot air and no substance
We belong to a mutual admiration society – 1956.
Song 1.45 Louis Prima Keely Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSbL28MikCc
Words – https://genius.com/Al-hirt-mutual-admiration-society-lyrics
Actually my face is not my best feature. People say I am a PERFECT arsehole.
This is what I looked like when I had hair!