Political Caption Competition

How many Michelin stars would this get?

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Aspirational for New Zealanders
Creating shareholder value.
I let the memory of what I have read about the tiny amount of food in concentration camps for inmates, pass through my head sometimes. It isn’t so much what it looks like, though not unimportant, but what’s in it. That in an aluminium box might be retired stuff from supermarkets recalled because some pieces of glass were found in a batch. Gummint can’t be trusted as they could accept that sort if thing for other people’s children; we’re back to high class elite, and the others, lower. After all our efforts to build a great country where people could be proud and fair! – well, bring on the clowns now.
Chucky Seemores’ ideal food.
My Grandson describes school lunches as dog food but looking at that picture Im not sure I would feed that to my dog .He already has enough health issues without feeding him toxic food .