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HAHAHAHAHA – We have right royally fucked Auckland up!
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National training for their post-politics roles.
Wayne: I… can’t…. lift…. this…. shh..ovell grrrr…
Bishop: Haha.. I can but I can only do with it what the donors tell me.
Luxon: Don’t look to me to do anything, I’m parasitic by nature.
We’re no good at this either.
Continuing the long old tradition of construction workers standing around doing nothing when people are looking.
Political Caption Competition
Is there a prize
the proud privilege of a 1000% rates increase as an honorary Aucklander. 🙂
People must see us in high viz jackets seeming to do stuff, looking like ordinary working guys filling in on all those vacant jobs waiting for lazy young people to offer for. Voters have to realise how hard politicians work – 24/7 – building up their credits and assets for themselves.
We have been dipping into your pocket by hand for decades. We have decided to speed thisgs up with this machine.
Construction industry now relying on DEI hires after so many skilled people went to Australia.
Brown: “The only time you’ll see white people doing this work in Auckland is when politicians need a photo-op.”
The three little pigs chortle over the fact that they cannot build decent housing or infrastructure, and can keep blaming the big, bad wolf to gullible Kiwis.
We have the geriatric in power for another three years so we will be able to bring the city to a complete stand still because no one voted so we can ignor what the citizens say when the realize he is our hand pupet .