Political Caption Competition

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1. David’s PR team suggest incorporating hand gestures to spice up his monotone delivery, but unfortunately these are equally robotic.

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   1. But hold on pollytickle, the hand gestures have been the political gesture thing for some time. Who is their movement trainer/fight choreographer? (See example Standfast education Minister presently – https://thedailyblog.co.nz/2025/09/30/questions-for-the-education-minister-what-crisis-are-you-solving/ (There is a flag limp from waving-exertion, with stars. Has it stripes as well?)

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2. So here is my plan to improve the wealth of New Zealanders: nepotism.

   I didn’t get where I am today without nepotism.

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3. Could a smug mug be more smug if he had more mugs to be a smug mug to?

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   1. That’s the ticket. Get Seymour tongue-tied – he is a little twister. I think that is a brilliant idea Woody. Just can’t think how to implement it at the moment.

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   2. Well he certainly is no cunning stunt.

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4. Seymour explaining what he, the career Politian, will do for a real job, not if but when he is voted out of government next year, Atlas sales rep?

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5. OH how i wish we could start the same program against brown people here ,is what he is really saying .But then we would need to import more white people to replace the brown ones we are exploiting .

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6. David uses his hands to show how big his dick feels when he supports Israel, boot camps, feeding shit to children and ruining environments.
   (WARNING Fantasy does not equal actual size or performance).

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7. Floozie of his masters explains to the peasants his justification & ACT of sucking off Zion. Touting his campaign as the greatest ACT of sucking of all time. Give that man an ACTing Oscar………..

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8. The Stain of David.

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