Political Caption Competition
Nicola: Umm, why are you wearing a hairnet?

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
You can wear the clothes, you can walk the walk, but you won’t be as true as honest hard workers, no matter how much you talk the talk.
National trying to make a point of difference.
Both of their coalition partners prefer tinfoil.
“maybe we should have worn masks someone said they can smell the crap on our breath”
The Pink Gumbies.
Jam factory closes for deep cleaning after visit by toxins.
I’m not transphobic and I’ve got the hat to prove it.
“Nicola, we need to take precautions when meeting bottom feeders.”
Here today … Gone tomorrow 🙂
Luxon and Willis forced to wear protective clothing due to the enormous volumes of bullshit coming out of their mouths