Political Caption Competition
Let’s watch National spin this one

How do you know what I said to Maiki?

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference
If you rule out redistribution you can offer only the mirage of growth – if you redistribute, growth becomes real.
How true.
I seriously don’t think Luxon could understand that sentence. Well done AB.
Business confidence pollster triple checking survey results with business:
Are you sure you meant to put DOWN? The historical charts show business confidence is ALWAYS UP as a default under National, and DOWN as a default under Labour regardless the realities.
” Oh no I called for growth on my head not the palms of my hand”
He must have been hoping for hair growth. All I see is growth in unemployment, electricity, beef lamb and butter prices. The “not fun” growth.
I have just discounted your new tractor and the mrs new ute so she can take Tarquine to the flash private school where I have just given more taxpayer money and you freaking want more.