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Q:What is a woman?
A: Someone who gets paid less than a man.
Brooke van Velden – Minister for Handmaidens
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What is it with Tories and barnyard animals?
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ACT (Absolute Cretinous Trash) has announced new edict that all women must report to Fräulein Velden to receive work orders for the upkeep of the shower blocks. Herr Seymour will oversee all comings and goings, remuneration will be in the form of food stamps.
Could be worse – it could just be stamps on body parts. Could be that’s the next ‘step’.
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Spot on.
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