Political Caption Competition
The ZB Editorial Board
Election 2026 is becoming a political knife fight over who gets heard, who gets blamed and who gets protected. Independent media has never mattered more.
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
Disney goes bananas for vulgar tourists.
‘Oh God, more nouveau riche!’
‘You can tell, can’t you? Bottle blonde, sunglasses perched in her bird’s nest hair-do.’
‘Lots of buttons.’
‘If I thought they had a sense of humour, I’d say she was taking the mickey, mate!’
“They’re Aussies, what can you expect?’