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Think I’ll wander down the road to the Engine Room for dinner tonight. The crumbed schnitzel will go down nicely while we joke about the slops poor old people eat.
Ha Ha – Banksy reckons they all vote Winston anyway
Snakes don’t always eat live prey
Yes we had Mcdonalds JUNK FOOOD set up right IN the Children’s Hospital with all the profit that gave National in DOLLARS and votes – GREAT GREAT DAYS – SIGH!
Right by is the Auckland Medical School! Imagine the training in how to poison and dumb down a nation ON SUGAR, this gave the the young doctors.
CAPTION:
“”EVANS CARTOONS does caustic satire on our junk food for the poor policies, BUT RABBIS GOT HIM SACKED OFF THE NZ HERALD HA HA””
http://evanscartoons.com
I might look like Jiminy Cricket but I have absolutely no conscience.
Yes, I’m certainly going to need that apple, mwahaha, thank you.
As a Gnat minister I often swallow dead rats – nothing to see here mammalian undercreatures.
National’s 2017 election campaign slogan announced:
“Let them eat shit”
POOSE
April Fools.
Forget patriotism -our NZ Herald is going to be called either WashingtonPost-NZHERALD or more probably HILLARYS-NZHERALD – the little war-monger needs our help kiwis!
AS A DOCTOR I follow the National Party dictum “”LET THEM EAT CAKE!”” WHICH WILL DUMB THEM DOWN AND GIVE DOCTORS A BONAZA IN SUGAR DIABETES VICTIMS!
“Mum I hate nanas guts!’
“Well just push them to the side of the of the plate dear.”
Mmm, nothing hits the spot like a lovely bolognaise of spleen, pancreas and lips (from both ends of a carcass) and stuff not good enough to put into sausages, and being past the use by date just adds a little extra flavour.
…we believe we can add considerable savings to stomach stapling by simply making food in general completely inedible…
…and besides being nutritious, I don’t even have to put my teeth in to eat now…
“Ah Mr Coleman, and how are we today?”
“Better.”
“Better?”
“Better get a bucket. I’m going to be sick…”