Political Caption Competition
This is how dystopian novels start.

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
I feel sorry for the button.
Steamrollers warn kiwis “prepare to be flattened” as the country and 31 billion of tarmac is laid to waste.
National says wider roads needed and more of them.
Hahaha
What’s novel about the above – they have been around so long they must be reincarnated?
Ham & Fist