Political Caption Competition
Who wore the fragile masculinity best?

We don’t pass the hat around much anymore because we know how bloody difficult it is for so many right…
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
If I clench my jaw and grit my teeth I might just be able to hold it in…ooh…argh, nope. Brrrraaaaaaaarrrrp!
Jeez Soimun….interesting party trick, now you have it coming out both ends.
“Simon my esteemed loss-leader, it’s the fixer. I’ve secured that dodgy donation and it’s ready to be redirected. This is all legal right?”
“Good boy Jami, ah yes it’s pretty legal. Just don’t tell Pugh, she’s effing useless.”
Gnashing for Gnational…
Simon: “That southern dumpster loved me more!”
JLR: “No! She loved me more!”
“You say two Indians,
And I say two Chinese,
You say Filipino and I say, “How’s Sarah?”
Chinese, Indian, Filipino, Chinese,
Let’s call the whole thing off!”
(with apologies to George Gershwin)
arrrrr not him again