Political Caption Competition
Who wore the fragile masculinity best?

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
If I clench my jaw and grit my teeth I might just be able to hold it in…ooh…argh, nope. Brrrraaaaaaaarrrrp!
Jeez Soimun….interesting party trick, now you have it coming out both ends.
“Simon my esteemed loss-leader, it’s the fixer. I’ve secured that dodgy donation and it’s ready to be redirected. This is all legal right?”
“Good boy Jami, ah yes it’s pretty legal. Just don’t tell Pugh, she’s effing useless.”
Gnashing for Gnational…
Simon: “That southern dumpster loved me more!”
JLR: “No! She loved me more!”
“You say two Indians,
And I say two Chinese,
You say Filipino and I say, “How’s Sarah?”
Chinese, Indian, Filipino, Chinese,
Let’s call the whole thing off!”
(with apologies to George Gershwin)
arrrrr not him again