satire

Before TV, Paul Henry sold Christian time share properties.

If you had a gun and two bullets, you’d still shoot Trump twice.

Making America Great Again

I’m putting a horse head in your bed Nick. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiick. Can you hear me? You can hear me Nick. Head. Horse. Bed. In. The. Make a sentence.

I am watching you little reporter. What nice hair you have. I want to touch it. I must touch it. I am the Lizard King.

Pauline Hansen with her shadow front bench

Yawn – just give it to Phil Goff already and someone give TV3 enough money for a bigger table