satire

Should I stay or should I go?

Two sexist sleaze bags walk into an election

Jonathan I’m going to call you Dr Croak ok? What’s in your throat mate? I haven’t heard a sound like that since I told Murray McCully to hide that Saudi sheep bribe

How to damage a brand for ever

Get my good side

“Shhhh, focus on nasty old Donald Trump and his sexism, it’ll make the realisation I’m bought and paid for by Wall Street that much more fun once I’m elected”

We’ve taken all the tears your student debt created Phil and forged a beautiful gold plate out of them.

I will feast on these ones first, put them both in the microwave.