Master, It’ll be the greatest Death Star, the biggest in the world and I’ll build it faster and cheaper than anyone else can. It will be made of Gold, the best gold, the greatest gold ever made and I will make it greatest and bestest in the whole world.
Hey have we got enough of you guys to play a mock 9/11 game on Air Force One?
Malcolm Evans – let’s be honest about the Americans
Trump completed his trip to Saudi Arabia by transferring his soul into an ancient Islamic relic
Jerk and the Giant Beanstalk
What did I tell you?
Don’t trust the Russians.
Fucking clown.
Simon Bridges and the new Minister for Health
Malcolm Evans – Steven Joyce’s first budget
How the planet feels about Donald Trump right now
I am not a crook