Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

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Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
Artificial Intelligence in the media … screen twat screws out eyeball revealing void inside cranium, short circuiting hair in the process.
If your hair is longer than this, John is compelled to stroke it. Mmmmm.
” This is how much poor people can expect from the National party for the foreseeable future” …
Happy days.
“Well, given his dick is only this big, it was no problem at all for me to blow John Key on a weekly basis.”
I remember when my ego was only this big
Hey I know i’m a big dick.
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Not one of my friends will watch / listen to this mindless idiot or follow a station / channel that uses him.
Principles advertisers would steer clear of his toxic associations.
It got bigger by this much…